
The short answer: No.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oooooooooooo Henry. Oh, I almost died at O. Henry doing my FITNESSGRAM — sit-ups, pacer test (cardiovascular fitness), push-ups, and height and weight to determine my BMI (body mass index). I will share the details, as I'm sure you would share with me too. Here goes: sit ups - 32, pacer 20, push-ups 10, height 5'4 1/2 (I've apparently shrunk), weight (let's just say I need to lose 40 pounds - how did that happen? I have no idea), and 1/3 of my body is fat. Why, oh why, did I go to O. Henry today?!?!?!?
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Unbeknownst to me, the Office for Health Services (Coordinator of AISD Health Services, Tracy Lunoff) had arranged for me to do a fitness assessment during this visit (I may have to strangle her with a jump rope). Poor PE Teacher Kristine Kobb had to witness my shock and horror. She gracefully gave me space and privacy as school nurse Pam Bickham nervously weighed and measured me. Clearly, I was unprepared in my suit and pumps, but I managed.
On to the gym, and kicking off my jacket and shoes, I did the assessment with students in the physical education class with the help of teachers Ryan Richter and David McKay. Given my commitment to supporting our district's new self-insurance model that emphasizes being more healthy and fit, I not-so-happily obliged, and Principal Pete Price did the exercises too. (I wasn't going to be embarrassed alone!)
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| Getting my FITNESSGRAM results ... gulp |
Apparently, last school year, O. Henry had its own "Biggest Loser" show to motivate teachers and staff health. Fifty-plus staff members participated! I understand they will be doing it again in January, and I can't wait to hear how many staff members at O. Henry will be joining me in this quest to become healthier.
Finally released from the
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| Mustang Jazz Band led by Ms. Jennifer Boltz |
gym (just kidding ... it was fun), Principal Price took us to meet the Mustang Jazz Band, led by teacher Jennifer Boltz, where I was serenaded with
Secret Agent Man ... to a science class taught by O. Henry Teacher of the Year Camille Fillpot ... to a math class where teachers Karen Ciesla and Laurie Jeffrey were instructing students in identifying parts of a linear equation ... and to the English class of teacher Dana Phillips who was reviewing grammar basics for good writing. Teachers and students were hard at work, and you could tell that the school year is well underway, with rigor being the academic standard in every O. Henry classroom.
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| Teacher of the Year Ms. Camille Fillpot |
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| Ms. Karen Ciesla |
Principal Price told me the school has an impressive
Who's Who list of former students — Lloyd Doggett and Ben Crenshaw are two — or children of public leaders, such Rick Perry and Kirk Watson.
Leaving O. Henry, I noticed a beautiful mosaic wall mural. It was created by students, staff, and school counselor Wanda Montemayor, who is also a public art muralist and an art therapist. More than 500 students and adults participated in the project. Teachers and staff, seventh grade social studies classes, and Mrs. Mitzels’ classes created tiles about things that they like to read. The Loss and Grief groups created tiles about things that they would like to remember and hopes for their future. A girl’s counseling group and the Loss and Grief group also created a book with words that are powerful to them. The after-school art club worked diligently every Monday glazing, making more tiles, and assembling and grouting the mosaic. What a wonderful work of art — and of the heart!
The school is named for William Sydney Porter — better known to us as the famous short story writer, O. Henry — who lived in Austin from 1885 to 1894. I'm sure that O. Henry Middle School students read many of his works, now classics of American literature. The Austin History Center has a great deal of information about O. Henry's years here, so check it out through this link.
O. Henry (William Sydney Porter)
Our visit to O. Henry has ended and I had a great time. Even the FITNESSGRAM was fun, and I appreciate that y'all did that to ... er, FOR me. Thanks, Mr. Price and all you Mustangs, for your warm hospitality!